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i can top that

in a way of saying he or she don’t have what you have

ex: you will never find another one like me

me: i can top that

by v4mpforprettyzz February 05, 2022


Top of the range looker

a very handsome chap, a good looking fella who gets pure b*****s. It can also be a very fit lady who is out of this world and lads could only dream about her.

Ay la look at da top of the range looker over there!!

by Toplooker69 March 29, 2020


top shelf cheddar

The most rare form of cheddar in the world. Cheddar only forged in highest and most remote parts of the Appalachian Mountains. The cheddar must be cured for up to 10 years at a minimum and can only be harvested and extracted for its rich flavors when a player in the NHL scores a goal Upper 90/Top Shelf/Upper Benjamin's.

I want the good stuff, that top shelf cheddar, none of this shit for concentrate.

by A. Ovechkin September 02, 2015


top notch for losers

Someone who doesn't even know what something means, then goes around saying it like they invented it. This can sometimes work out to their enemy's advantage but I think you can work out how that worked.

Cool Kid: Yo THAS well plorin'

Normal Kid: Do you even know what that means?

Cool Kid: Uhhh Wha? Don' be dum fam! Duhhhh this kid lit !

Normal kid: Ugh, top notch for losers...

by Hahoteemgirl April 10, 2017


Top mug of the Future

A top mug of the future is a person who is destined to be a complete idiot at some point later in time. This could take weeks, months or even years! You can usually tell when someone is a "top mug of the future" if they always do something annoying or stupid, but each time it gets worse.

1. You are just a 'top mug of the future'.

2. He is such a 'top mug of the future'

3. It's obvious he's destined to be the next 'top mug of the future'.

by Arnold Long John March 12, 2010


Top Page Bitch

A MyFreeCams model who has a bitchy attitude because she is on the top page

That model is such a Top Page Bitch tonight.

by Eh_fuckoff February 07, 2019


roof top chonging

Climbing on top of a roof and having a quick vape

Just went for a bit of roof top chonging with the lads

by Ketboy 3000 December 17, 2019