Very long and hairy legs with unclipped disgusting toenails belonging to a female
"That new girl Jennifer has got some disgusting jungle legs!"
All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).
PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!
PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!
**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**
**Top-Gun-style high five**
(noun) a tan that fades from tan to white in the leg area; a less abrupt tan line
Alexandra developed gradient legs after wearing a combo of pants, dresses, and shorts.
The kind of legs you like to see clear up.
What are rainy day legs? The kind you like to see clear up.
Girls und panzer lover; Minecraft player; core journey player; toaster. He is a true god and ruler of all things anime
Maxresdefault: Joey Long Legs is a retarted kid! Cwiseguy: no u nn 😈
When your getting head and you have three balls.
Damn thats a nice Three Legged Penis
A term describing the feeling of total numbness - or pins and needles in your legs whilst using your phone or other device (ipod etc) on the toilet. This happens when you rest your arms on your legs for added stability when playing a game or surfing the internet or facebook.
"what took you so long? you've been gone 20 minutes!".
"Oh yeah...i went to the loo and got angry bird legs".