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The deep shade of red bitches set their generic ceiling LEDs to when they want dick, not to be used when the boys are sliding over to chill.
“Bro, I went to her crib and she had the l.e.d.s on fucking red, knew it was wraps from the get go. Broke her back immediately.”
A Fucking Bum face is a insult aimed at people that deserve Testicular Neutering
Bob: That fucking Mister Garbutt gave me a After School Detention
Loo: What a fucking bum face
Some who is so fucking stupid and suck a dick you can not decide whether they are a mother fucker or an asshole.
I told matt to get me a sandwich from subway and he went to McDonalds . How does that dumb fuck hole get shit mixed so easily.
it is now legal to buy bob marly sex dolls on april 16th
bill: have you heard of national fuck bob marley sex doll day?
peor: no
bill: its good
When you and your female friend have coitus but only as a joke
Kamryn, i know we fucked last night but i was just kidding. Ya know i thought you were in on the joke fuck. I thought we could both have a laugh about it today at work.
How we think of life…
-donyae
may 2022
Man fuck the frame.
FUCK THE FRAME
TikTok’s secret algorithm designed to mess with your head. You can go from feeling happy, sad, horny, or gayish.
Manny ran to the bathroom with the Jergens again. He got to stop checking out that chick Amy on TikTok. He got the TikTok mind fuck. Yo Manny, put that phone down man!