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If you meet a person whose first initial is D and their last name is Jones, don't get inside of them or something amazing will happen.
"If your first initial was D and your last name was Jones, if I ever got inside you, then I would be in D Jones (Indy Jones)!"
Dilaudid is a brand name for Hydromorphone( an addictive opioid medication).
The patient states the only medication that relives their pain starts with a D.
Ellis d is a synonym for the psychedelic drug known as LSD.
“Bro you got any ellis d?”
“Wtf is that”
“Bro its LSD”
Top singer/ songwriter. IT has the voice on an angel, the kind of voice to make you cry on a hot summers day. Her/ his/ it’s grandfather is their saviour, and she is his angel, you will get emotional just thinking about it. Danny D has bad bowels so if you’re around them and it gets a bit stinky I’d back away. But it always brings you back in with the enormous rack it carries around.. Listen up to Triple J’s top 100 with you’re friends this year, I have a feeling Danny D is going to be #1 so you don’t wanna miss it.
Girl 1: hey turn up the radio This songs is awesome
Girl 2: omg ITS DANNY D *turns up radio*
Girl 1: wow Danny d is my inspiration
*both girls start crying*
Violently wacking your penis until it becomes erect, a simple ‘short cut’ for getting an erection.
Teacher: ‘alright students dont forget to use spag on the D’
Student: ‘but miss its a Joel Penis’
An emoticon for Boo, the ghost character from the Super Mario video games.
*Luigi signed on at 12:11 AM*
Luigi: Mario, I'm-a so glad I finally got rid of all the Boos in-a my mansion.
Mario: You missed one... 3:D
Luigi: I'm-a talking to... a Boo?! O_O
Mario: lol jk-a!
Luigi: Phew!
Mario: But how can you be sure?... 3:D
Luigi: Really?!
Mario: lol-a jk!
Luigi: Mario! >:( So you were just-a trying to scare me cause-a you're jealous that I got the mansion and not-a you? Well I finally got-a something for myself, you should-a be proud of me!
Mario: idk you tell me... 3:D MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*Mario signed off at 12:14 AM*
Luigi: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!