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December 2 2009

My birthday!

december 2 2009 is my birthday!

by Slerra! April 11, 2022


2 minutes in the closet

2 straight men enter a closet for 2 minutes. What happens, happens

No rules

Me and tlyer played 2 minutes in the closet and Im pretty sure I won

by Owner of a local car November 8, 2022


Team Fortress 2

The best game ever made made by valve that is about a team mercenaries killing another team of mercenaries.

Examples of why team fortress 2 is art: Pootis spencer here, spa sappin mah sentry, demopan, spycrab and everything that a game would wish to have.

James "Hey want to play some Team fortress 2? "
Me: "fuck off mate"

by Yes haha September 16, 2018


80/2=60

This phrase is said by the LSC D&T teacher Mr Ng, nicknamed small Ng and 8745. He said this phrase in a D&T lesson. When the students corrected him, he insisted that 80/2=60.

Student: 80/2=40.
Small Ng: Wrong!!! Now stand up!!! It should be 80/2=60!!!

by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj November 6, 2020


2/7 Compromise

The 2/7 compromise was established in 1818, to allow residents of the state known as Illinois to be considered partial people. The compromise was created after much arguing in meeting with Illinois and Wisconsin residents. (although most of the arguing was between the FIBs). After 14 days of nonstop meetings, the 2/7 compromise was created. Although many Wisconsin residents disagreed with allowing them privileges, the majority of them agreed that they need a couple rights.

The 2/7 compromise includes the following rights to FIBs:
* The right to drive on Wisconsin freeways, but must pay speeding tickets regularly.

* The right to vote in Illinois State elections.
* The right to Kenosha.
* The right to visit Mars Cheese Castle.

Although these rights were established to allow Illinois residents to be considered partial people, it does not cover FIBs from Itasca. Unfortunately they were unable to show at the meeting and thus were not allowed to take part in the compromise.

-Why is that FIB driving on I94
-They won that in the 2/7 Compromise
- Oh yeah that's right.

by Power Play January 25, 2011


Tuscaloosa 2-Step

You are in the act of having sex with your wife in a hotel room and just before you blow your nut. You pull out and take two steps over to the next bed and give your sister the money shot.

Last night after Alabama won the game I stubbed my toe doing the Tuscaloosa 2-step.

by Ben Assfukd? February 17, 2021

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The Boys Season 2

Code for sex

Person 1: "yo I did the boys season 2 last night!"
Person 2: "what the hell are you talking about?"
Person 1: "it's slang for sex."

by BurgerKingBruhMoment December 15, 2021