A fit guy who happens to have a big butt. He will likely blame his bootylicious backside on doing squats.
Adam: Have you seen his butt lately? He's turning into a real Chris Caboose!
Bill: Well he does say that every day is squat day...
A way to specifically describe a short but strong, handsome, smart asian boy
Your looks deceived me...you truly are a Chris Fang.
It's okay to be small in size but make sure you're at least a Chris Fang.
You better watch out, my brothers a Chris Fang.
All around god who fucks niggers to stay fit!
Chris Cannie beat my meat so hard
This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.
Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"
Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"
Woman: Afraid
verb - to display grace and focus while under assault.
Man, that chick went Will Smith on me! But I kept it together. Got the job done. Totally Chris Rocked it.
a dumbass mf that wears jeans and compression tights to sleepovers so when he sleeps he gets swamp ass that eventually turns into duck butter
look at that polo g lookin mf
that’s chris demir