The result of either; the ingestion of a laxative spiked beverage, or cheap whiskey that results in abnormally swampy and stinky discharge that feels as if it was being removed from the anus by a sump pump.
Dude why did you buy that nasty ass whiskey, I had such a bad sumpy dump!
When you turn someone down on something and they want to show you they can do or get it anyway somewhere else and send you photo proof with the intention of getting under your skin
I can’t believe he just sent me a doppelgänger dump.
The name you give to someone that is being an asshole over online games. Particularly Overwatch. Most cunty dumps can be found being sweaty tryhards in every game you play. Even if you play Uno, a cunty dump will find a way to be sweaty.
Dude, quit being such a cunty dump!
similar to on the clock dump, but this is the contractor version. Essentially, your client is paying you to do something extremely important. And you're doing something extremely important... to you.
Employer: "I'm just looking over this expense report, way to go on the high utilization rate for the quarter!"
Employee, walking away: "No problem, must have been all those billable dumps"
To shit in af condom and freeze it over night and using it as a dildo on a girl.
We did the space dumping last night
When you jerk off while taking a dump.
Jay stopped playing GTA to take a rub-a-dub dump
The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.
Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.