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Commando-in-sheets. President of working from home in nothing but a shirt. Gets dressed by invading the Dryrack. Went to Yale but pretends to be from Texas to gain acceptance from his O&G colleagues. Bedroom also known as the Broval Office.
Colleagues on Teams call: "I think you're on mute - we can't hear you."
George W. F. H. Bush: "But I can hear YOU!"
Word that you can't say or germany will find you and burn you in the furnace.
Jew: Are you from Hitler?
German: scheiße du schlampe warum zum weufel sagst du diesen scheiß du schwuchtel ich werde dich verbrennen wie mein onkel deine familie verbrannt hat. Sag nicht H-word!
An absolute mini who loves upperclassmen thick wiener. Rumor has it she wants to drink cum from a shot glass!
Uh oh, H-Word is calling me again
hes the best person you will ever meet, hes kind, loving, goofy, funny, and makes a lot of inside jokes, he doesnt try that much in school, he laughs at your jokes, and hes the absolute greatest best friend, his eyes are like the beautiful ocean.
i had a n0@h before and he left.
this is the american alphabet for my 3 yr olds
The word a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z means hello
When you need double the hung men. MMF threesome. May include eiffel towers, spit roasting, DP, and anything requiring two luscious cocks.
I need some D&H this weekend, one cock will not be enough.
Jackie H a bad lil shorty 4’11 with a feisty attitude and dosent give any fucks, life of the party. Oh and loves money and food. is aspired by lana del rey
Jackie H? ohhh that’s a bad lil shorty. Life of the party