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The kind of guy to get all sweaty when seeing black people, or having to brush his teeth which are rotting out of his fat milky round head. When his mother tells him to behave, he crunches her fingers backwards and runs away. A small, small, dog runs up at steals hot dogs out of his hands every day leaving him with just the bun. Lastly he thinks he looks like Andrew Garfield. ( I asked.)
There's andrew again, screaming about how I'm gonna die at a chicken nugget party.
That one kid you don’t let sit at your table at Denny’s.
Hey there’s Andrew let’s make sure he doesn’t sit here.
Andrew’s are usually mild mannered average people that tend to fit into the grey area between extroverts and introverts. However they’re fucking awesome to hang out with, one minute they’re telling side splitting jokes and the next they’re roasting everyone with their sharp wit and talking about how many women they’ve porked. They usually have a few close friends that are more important to them than their own family. They are usually the chef of their friend group because they love food and they’ll be making the tastiest fucking sandwiches that ever grace the earth.
they’re usually the people who love art and music a lot. You can usually find Andrew’s listening to some stoner type music or painting things meticulously.
On a final note, while they can talk to new people no problem they still have a hard time making new friends. If you have an Andrew keep that fucker close because when shit hits the fan he’ll be the first one defending your ass.
Andrew: man I need to break it off with my girlfriend, she’s fucking crazy.
Rando: For real dude? Gimme her number I’ll take care of her.
Andrew: Sure no problem. Sends Rando’s moms number.
Rando: What the fuck man that’s my mom!
Andrew: Yeah I know tell her to top up the prepaid account she made me so I can get some dill picklers.
THE BADDEST BITCH EVERRRRRRR
“Hey have you seen Toni Andrews”
“Are you talking about the baddest bitch Toni Andrews?”
an ok guy with an awesome SMG team
"that guy is such an andrew magnavita, but yea, the rest of his team is ballin'"
A man that's ready for creating any form of live hung larger then most men like a north American swomp donkey