April 18

National succ dicc day.
The day all the girls succ dick.
And the day is for the boys

-" hey bro it's April 18
-" yah go get ur dic succed"

April 18

The day that Andrés was born

The day of the Andrés April 18

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April 18

Someone by the name of Blu was born on this day. It so happens to be Grey sucks Blu off day! What a surprise! Good luck, and have a good April 18.

Hey Blu! happy birthday! You know what this means, its april 18.

April 18

National take your girlfriend on a date day

April 18 is a super cool awesome day. extra applies if she is called mimi.

would be awesome if you went crystal shopping and perchance got food
Kinda cute

April 18

April 18 is national push ksenya into tom day!

girl1: ITS April 18, that means its national push ksenya into tom day.
girl2: *pushes ksenya into tom*
girl3: YASSSS

The 2nd Saturday of April

for the BOYS if you have a girlfriend then not today. if you have stuff to do, do it with the boys. If you don't have friends then ignore everything and take time on you.

yo The 2nd Saturday of April is gonna be lit asf 🔥

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Ass Assault April

Also known as Attack Ass April, or Assault Ass April, this is the month where you must both give anal and give yourself anal stimulation.

My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.