Bean Dirt

A mexican's ashes

"Where are we going to put grandpa's ashes?"
"We gotta put that pile of bean dirt on the mantle"

BEAN DAY

The day where humanity celebrates beans and their incredibly amazing creation. I mean come on, beans are splendid. Every year on October 28th.

Nugget: "Hey bean its October 28th meaning its bean day!"

The Whole World: "HAPPY BEAN DAY!"

bean shower

Opposite of Golden Shower. A shower that is brown and from the anus.

Did you hear? Nick got a bean shower from Neela!

Bean Grill

The act of either, beating the absolute shit out of your wife, or pleasuring her

"I just bean grilled my wife"

butter beans

a sex term; when your partner melts butter and spreads it on your ballsack and starts to suck on them.

last night me and my girlfriend tried this new technique called butter beans

Cheesy beans

Something you sink your balls into

Can i have some of those cheesy beans tonight?

BEANS TESTING

More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.

"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"