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An anti-christ phrase used to make over religious people feel very offended. Often accompanied by phrases like "666" and "Catholics, so I gotta murda them!".
The phrases come from a song called Lucifer 9, which features these hidden messages when played in reverse.
AntiChrist - "I'm gonna Murda Murda Jesus!"
Christian - *cries*
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bestest rapper in the goddamned universe.
Bib baby jesus postulates, "if a pussy could talk, what would you ask it?"
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the way italians say i haven't seen you for a while
jesus fucking christ man, i aint seen you since that shit went down with that cocksucker pontius pilate
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A meeting where someone close to you (e.g. friend, family, etc.) are confronted over behavior that's causing consternation that's negatively effecting your relationship.
"You and your brother need to have a come to jesus meeting over you always having to do his chores and yours."
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If you're going to perform...PERFORM! Or we'll find someone who will! A conversation usually between an employee and employer.
Looks like we're going to have a come to Jesus talk with Teddy if he wants to keep his job.
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Mary, the mother of Jesus. This is typically an exclamation of disbelief, usually targeted at something so out there that it's hard to believe or process. You could also say "Holy shit!" -- it's quicker.
Sweet mother of Jesus! Did you see that chick just crush those beer cans with her 44HHH tits?!?!
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A little known Christian band that make sfun of Jimmy Eat World. Someone will probably delete this thinking it's a fake group then shit themselves the next day when they here J.E.W. on XM Radio.
I never thought I would see the day. It's as big of a surprise as the Beastie Boys were.
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