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When you find a bitch ass nigga you bout to fuck up and kill you call him a dead nigga slave. He got some ashy ass feet.
Tyler Saron is a dead nigga slave.
Tyler is a DNS ass muther fucka.
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A man who has children that he does not support financially, emotionally, physically or otherwise.This condition is exaserbated by continuing to procreate , thus producing MORE offspring that he cannot afford { since he apparently cannot pay for the ones he already has.} Also known as Bobby Bastardseed.
Bob is a dead beat dad!Bob has 3 children from his previous marriage, he does not pay child support, claiming poverty. HOWEVER he just had his second child with his new wife, the wife that USED to be the sitter for the first wifes children.Bob is trying to terminate his rights to his first set of children so he can support his new children.
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really hilarious jokes. Also offensive.
But no one cares about the butthurt morons who get annoyed by them.
Q: What do you do when you/your wife gives birth to a dead baby?
A: I don't know...what?
Q: Get a pot and some water YOU'RE HAVING SOUP TONIGHT!
A: Damn I love them dead baby jokes.
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when you shit and the turd reaches from the bottom of the bowl and sticks out of the water. like a dead head on a lake
mike made a dookie, it was a dead head , then he wiped and made a whitecap
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Ultimate Dead Baby Joke.
Q: What is Gods favorite dead baby joke?
A: S.I.D.S
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A nice, Korean drama, probably about a quiet schoolgirl’s high school life. It has two love interests and an annoying enemy and a brilliantly interesting plot. It’s also 18+ so I’ve never seen it lol
Friend 1: Hey Michael, you’ve seen All of Us are Dead? It’s number one on Netflix!
Friend 2: You’re darn right I did, Kira! It was so wholesome and it’s now one of my favorite shows. I’m going to recommend it to all of my family members.
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Osiris, God of...something, wore this shirt on hot days in.....the Underworld. It was said that this t-shirt gave Osiris the power to know and do anything. And thats why the dead refer to Osiris as an ass.
Gee, Osiris is wearing that damned T-Shirt of the Dead again, what an ass. we should revolt against that bird faced fraud.
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