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A "douche tanker" is a sea vessel roughly the size of an oil tanker, but primarily used in the transport of massive quantities of douche. This term is used to describe the absolute douchiest of douches.
I've seen some douche bags in my life, but George Bush is a douche tanker!
Also abbreviated DK is esentally a Douche a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very idiotic, they can not process information also they seem to have a sense of belonging and understanding of things, people, and places in which they have no idea about.EXAMPLE a white man acting black wiger , thus comparing them to the cleansing product for dirty vaginas and a Klown loud, goofy, usually white trash individual all and all a retard.
"There goes that douche klown again writing his name on the all over his room,the school,and the postal office.Man what a piece of human shit."
a douchebag with uber douche like qualities
a douche bag in a rice burner cutting you off without signaling then break checking you and then going below the speed limit, a typical douchy douche
Douche bag is a word that I use to much... Due to the annoyingly idiotic people that surround me.
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Me: Your such a douche bag...
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!
Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.
Hey man JEFF is a real douche bag recently, he's become a BURDEN.
1. A man who takes himself too seriously, has a poor sense of humor specifically with respect to himself, and generally tries to project an image of a man in a hip clothing label catalog. He will generally try and stand out in the crowd by over dressing for the situation and emphasizes his apperance more so than his personality which he generally lacks.
2. General pejorative directed at men.
"Dude, check out the douche bag in the cable knit scarf drinking the Mich Ultra."
Tyler Scott Beaty King of the Douches
omfg your such a douche bag because you broke up with a girl because she couldnt hang out for ONE DAY!?!?!