Dutch Selfie

You fart in your car right before getting out. Then when you return to your car (sometimes hours later) you get in shut the door just to find the fart still there and you proceed to choke on your own fart.

That Dutch Selfie made me puke on my steering wheel.

Dutch refund

A deep snog immediately after a blowjob has been given

She was sucking my dick and I came in her mouth. Then she gave me the ol' dutch refund