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A kid who doesn't take showers and stinks like poop! I can't stand him he stinks so bad
Friend: Ethan sticks like poop
Other friend: yes he does!
Ethan is your bestfriend. He acts like a child a lot and he needs someone to always look out for him, but this relationship is not always one way. He is a great friend and is always there when it truly matters. He can be selfish at times, but he always looks out for what's best for you. He is a caring individual that annoys the crap out of you sometimes but you eventually see that it's just love. He will never leave your side even in your darkest hour. He doesn't act like it on the surface, but he is actually very caring and sometimes sensitive. He is, most importantly, upfront. He likes to be direct. He'll always tell you the truth. He can sometimes be unreliable, but it's just because he can be clueless at times, but you should always remember that he actually cares.
"Of course Ethan didn't answer my call!"
"Ethan makes me so mad!"
"Ethan's still my bestfriend."
"Ethan, clean your room! or I'm going to tell your mom you don't eat salad in college!"
The type of guy you look at and think "wow, I want to suck his face" all the girls want to sex him, and all the guys want to be him. He is very successful and has so many fwends. He is so good.
Girl " Oh my god is that Ethan?, he is so mmmph."
Other girl " I know, I bet he has a massive willy".
Ethan is a man with heart as pure as gold. someone who lights up every room he steps into. it’s not common to find someone as happy and generous as Ethan. he will bring so much joy into your life if you give him the chance. one thing about Ethan is that he will never give up no matter what knocks him down. This man will completely change your prospective on life making you never want anything else. His smile, his eyes, his badass ability to play the guitar. everything about him will make you fall in love. If you ever find an Ethan hold him and never let go.
Sophia: Who is that guy? He’s so amazing
Friend: Oh that’s Ethan
Ethan is better than Mya and a fucking god around the world. He has everything and people love em lmao
Person1:you see that guy over there
Person 2:oh yeah that’s god!
Ethan is a god