Random
Source Code
Random
When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face
When cousin Mary gets tipsy we attempt the Alabama onside kick with heels
When I picked Tom up from his house. He asked me if those were New Kicks I got for my Lambo.
Cthulhu Is Tae-Kwon-Do, Hellstrom Is Mixed Martial Arts <<<Kick`~`Boxing>>>, ANd Leviathan Is Karate
Cthulhu Is Tae-Kwon-Do, Hellstrom Is Mixed Martial Arts <<<Kick`~`Boxing>>>, ANd Leviathan Is Karate
Feb 1st, the day to kick dicks
“ow! why’d you just kick my dick?” “haven’t you heard? it’s kick a dick day!”
When a boy is kicked in his fleshy fun bridge and is on the floor in severe pain.
Jesus Christ you didn't have to wina kick him
When the girl kicks the guy in the groin, cuz he has just Donkey Punched her. (Preferly wearing heels).
Once my boyfriend Donkey Punched me, I backwards horse kicked. backwards horse kick