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a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.
"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."
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N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.
Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...
"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."
Guy 1: Yo bro, gonna light the h00ks tonight. Come thru!
Guy 2: Fo sho homie!
Code 1: Shiney bald headeness
Code 2: Dimwittedness
Code 3: Shiney baldheadedness plus Sunburn
Code 4: The Combination of all Three
"Oh my Atlanta Georgia!!!!! Did you see that guy?!?!?! He was definitley a CODE FOUR Florescent Light Bulb!!!!"
"AHHHHH!!! I'm being blinded by the light shining off of that guys head! He needs to put a hat on that Code Two Florescent Light Bulb!!!!"
Dim Light is the kind of light that comes up after rain or there is a slightly transparent cloud over the sun. Dim Light is the worst type of light.
Dim Light flooded the room, making my skin crawl.
When someone accuses you of gas lighting when in actual fact you are trying go help
She jeann lighted me when I asked her how was her day
A light that hangs over a work area. Generally has a cover over the bulb and a hook to hang the light above what you need to see!
Hang that drop light over the engine.