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What you create when you place the mouth of a beverage-bottle whose contents you plan to finish right then under your nose, press it inwards lightly to form a seal, tilt your head back, and then slowly slide the bottle downwards so that its opening gets gradually exposed overtop of your mouth and you can thus guzzle the liquid directly down your throat; the trick is to keep your upper lip pressed against the mouth of the bottle so that you're still partially covering the bottle's mouth, and thus the drink glugs out slowly enough to allow you to swallow it at a comfortable rate until the bottle is empty.
I often get odd looks from others when I employ the "upper-lip valve" method of drinking out of a bottle, but it allows me to both still breathe freely while I'm downing said libation, and also keep from spilling it all over myself, and so I don't really mind being thought of as a bit weird or inelegant.
Lip Bombing is the women version of a Tea Bag or Tea Bagging
Lip Bombing is the women version of a Tea Bag or Tea Bagging
"Random Person talking shit"
Woman: "Don't make me come over there & Lip Bomb you"
Random Person: "What the fuck is a Lip Bomb?"
Woman: "It's the girl version of a Tea Bag"
"Woman runs over to the 'Random Person' & slaps them in the face with her Pussy Lips"
Woman Yells: "Now that's a Lip Bomb"
Put an end to or hold off on speaking.
Little Sarah blurted out the surprise party plan, but her mom quickly shushed her with, "Button your lip, Sarah! It's a surprise!"
Stan twitter user @lipasexual aka lip is known for his thinkpieces. TRUST, the holy bible doesn’t even span the length of his tweets.
Everytime he tweets, he thinks he ‘ate’ that. His new jobless hobby is chart predicting (@lippredicts) which has an accuracy rate lower than trumps approval rate!
question: Have you seen lip’s new thinkpiece on the timeline again?
answer: fuck no, i unfollowed that freak long ago!
Dang ol bro that just bros out bro.
You guys Lip or nah? *crushes White Claw against empty skull cavity
A big Funko Freddy Fazbear plush
Have you seen Lip? He is so cute, and he has the biggest lip I have ever seen!