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The Easter Monkey is an upgrade from the Easter Bunny. The Easter Monkey arrives sometime after your tax return and before Easter Sunday bearing gifts of technology.
Jason was thrilled with the Playstation 3 the Easter Monkey brought him this year. Next year he's asking for a bigger HD TV.
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a lil tricklet who looks like a monkey and buys people shit
this girl who be fuckin with joe is a monkey bitch
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feces that is expelled from your anus in a very fast and hard way, it usually happens when you delay your shit.
ooohhhh those were some ruthless monkey apples man
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The noise that comes from a person's mouth when they go on and on about nothing or when a person simply seem to talk to hear their own voice.
I saw Sally in the hall and tried to head the other way in order to avoid her(monkey chatter).
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A Monkey Dog (commonely refered to as a Jack Russel) is a Jive Ass, Jumping Jack, little bladder with four legs. They typically pick one Master and spend their entire life either trying to jump up their master's ass or dreaming about jumping up the master's ass. They are very intelligent and very stuburn. They know when they do wrong but just don't give a monkey's rat ass. They pretend to be sorry but don't you be fooled. Some Monkey Dogs have their own pet cats. These cats are refered to as "Monkey Dog Cats" because they are Monkey dog's cat. Monkey dog cats look like cats but they act like monkey dogs.
For Example when I walk into the house I scream "Where's My MONKEY DOG?" I turn arround and pull the monkey dog out of my ass. Not far away is Monkey dog cat staring intensly at the monkey dog.
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A curse word when you've done something quite stupid. Monkey added on after fuck somewhat softens the word fuck when fuck may seem a bit too harsh.
When you keep missing easy shots in a game of pool you may blurt out "Fuck monkey!!" due to your frustration with yourself.
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Sand Monkey: A person that is born within African American and Middle Eastern descent. i.e. sand nigger and porch monkey. In essence, a Sand Monkey is a person that is a sand nigger and a porch monkey combined into one person.
Billy: Look at that Sand Monkey over there! He's really accomplishing the task of finishing his nig stick.
Timmy: What's a Sand Monkey, Billy?
Billy: A Sand Monkey is a sand nigger and a porch monkey combined.
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