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a rather crazy assed ninja, such as yoda, or chuck norris (also note chuck norris kills most failed crazy assed ninjas)
Daaaaaaym chuck norris is one CRAZY ass ninja
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Related to term "Buckminsterfullerene":
"This is a word that can be used to confuse other people, or distract them. Also has hilarious results when used in conversation to replace a noun."
Great way to fuck with people. Be careful with fat girls and republicans, young grasshopper. How do you conquer what is already worthless and useless?
See also loatharz.
Biff, while eating a tasty BLT: "I just learned that my mom has end stage renal disease and won't survive without a transplant."
Hungry Doug: "Baltimore these days is all chicken shacks and hair weavers." (Doug steals Biff's BLT while Biff is WTFing)
fat girl: "If you're not busy this weekend, we should have drinks."
verbal ninja: "Baked beans in my ass, trailer mustard in my crotch."
fat girl: "Yum! Pick you up at 8!"
(ninja verbal assault failed)
Republican fuck: "George W. Bush is fantastic."
verbal ninja: (head collapses in on itself at the utterance of such fucking nonsense. The warrior is bested. All your bases are belong to us.)
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When you are shopping at a grocery store and witness as an old man shakes a small turd from his pant leg.
Last night in the produce department of Wal Mart I saw a geezer shake a small turd from his pant leg. I guess he shit himself and it rolled right down his leg on onto the tile floor. Geezer was a Dookie Ninja!
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A title bestowed upon one lucky enough to have been accepted into the most powerful society in the universe.
A Ninja Battle Pirate (or NBP) is a combination of the stealth and cunning of a Ninja and the bloodthirsty savagery of a pirate. Founded by the almighty Zik Synis, the secretive society is structured around a caste system, of which their are several classes:
Overlord: Zik Synis
Suck Monkeys: Anyone who is not Overlord
It should be noted that anyone not a member of the NBP affiliation is referred to as a 'Twatflap'.
Within the exclusive NBP affiliation, there are several denominations, all of which stem from the founding chapter, 'Supernus'. The most noteable denominations include 'The Brain Stabbers', 'The Throat Stompers', and 'The Ultra Killers'.
The NBP affiliation works seperately that all political parties and organizations, due to the fact that they aren't pussies or sell-outs. While they are indeed trained in the arts of Ninjascilation, Piration, and Killery, each denomination requires a specific specialty in its members, such as Videogameometry, Sugarconsumptionitery, and Alienkillerogredy. These are just a few of the many, many specializations availale to members of the NBPA (Ninja Battle Pirate Assosiation).
Now, you may be wondering, 'how do I join this unstoppable elite force of Ninja Battle Pirates, who could school my ass at everything so fast that I wouldn't have time to shit myself?' Sadly, you cannot join without being recruited by Overlord Synis' decree. The only other way to join this guild of the gods is to be born into it. On the day of each infants birth, a number is branded onto the back of the baby's hand. The number is given to the parents, who wait at a river bank, while upstream their newborn infants are tossed into the stream. If they somehow miraculously survive the piranahs, alligators, and depth charges, they are then retrieved and cast in once more, just to make sure. If the baby survives this test, he is removed from his parents care and places in an elite training facility, where subjects are allowed to eat once every three days and spend the rest of their time training to become an officially recognized member of the NBPA.
Each NBP is allowed to chose which denomination to join, or whether to remain a pure NBP, and exist directly under Overlord Synis' command.
For more information on Overlord Synis, see Zik Synis.
Damn, that Ninja Battle Pirate just schooled my ass at everything before I even had a chance to shit myself!
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A large slice of pizza similar to that seen in the opening scene of Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze at Ray's Pizza. Typically a Ninja Turtle slice would be at least 1/5 or 1/4 of the entire pizza.
Dude, I just tried a new pizza place and they had ninja turtle slices.
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A woman who hides how freaky she is. If you discover her and you are a freak yourself never ever give up on her. She will make your fantasies and your dreams come true.
Bill: So Tim I heard that you and Lexi enjoyed a bit of alone time together. So what happened?
Tim: *mentally freezes with pleasure from remembering last night* She is such a sexy fucking ninja...
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A pilot I once dated referred to his pilots' license as his Ninja License.
He: "Hey, have I showed you my Ninja License yet?"
Me: "No. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, that thing, yeah, that's hot."
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