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Snow Job

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.

Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020


snow job

giving a blow job with ice in your mouth

ever had a snow job mr. frosty

by v4mp174 November 26, 2024


Snow Job

When you cum in a woman's mouth and she simultaneously sneezes it onto you.

As Sarah was sucking off John in the spring, her allergies went off, giving John an accidental snow job.

by JoeMamaFat69 December 8, 2019


snow job

A sexual act performed on another individual, where the giving partner (typically a white female) fills their mouth with ice cubes, waits until the ice cubes melt, and proceeds to expel the water into the anus of the receiving partner.

(can be done as a group activity)

Oh, you’re dating Natasha? Good for you man, I hear she gives the craziest snow jobs.

by OhMyOh August 13, 2023


Snow Job

When a girl rubs an ice cube on your testicles while performing oral sex

Person 1: "Did you hear that John got a snow job from Stacy"
Person 2: "Damn I got one from her last week and my balls are still freezing"

by Donnyfootball2 November 9, 2015


It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022


snow tanned

The pale skin of those who live in northern states during the winter months.

Dude, I went to Florida over spring break and I was so snow tanned compared to everyone there!

by John Smith01 February 28, 2014