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After attempting to start some sexy times with your wife or girlfriend by rubbing your hard-on on her leg or against her back you get rejected or ignored, the respectable thing to do is hide your boner in the mattress by laying on your stomach.
Also referred to as Mattress Peen
I tried to sex up my lady last night but ended up with mattress Penis
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A device designed to go around the base of an erect penis that prevents blood from returning from the penis and therefore helps an erection to last longer. Such a device can either be produced for this purpose and sold along other sex toys, or an object such as a hair scrunchie without metal can be use as a substitute. One must take care to not get the penis ring too tight around the penis, it should be light pressure and not painful.
Joe was amazing last night, since he was using the penis ring I bought.
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Where the bottom of a mans cock swells up and then saggs Down for about 4 days meaning he can't get laid in this time.
John had a saggy penis after running 800 metres.
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A massive explosion of semen ejected from the penis at a high speed.
Damn, you got Penis Jewice in my eye.
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verb: To hit someone with your penis
noun: The act of penis whipping
I didn't believe him when he said he'd penis whip me if I didn't hand it over, but when his dick hit my head, I knew he wasn't joking.
He gave me a penis whip when I didn't return the controller.
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The act of looking over at someone's penis while using an adjacent urinal in the men's bathroom. See also penis gazer.
Example 1: Yo buddy, you can stop penis gazing any time now.
Example 2: That Porsche car club is primarily for penis gazing.
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Female genitals. In other words: an inverted penis.
Jill is angry at her sister for stealing her earrings and says: "Your such an anti-penis!"
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