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Taken from the quote "don't put all your eggs in one basket"
An egg smasher is a guy or girl that spends there time keeping in contact and flirting with people in relationships, causing turmoil and chaos for the couple, he/she then attacks when the person is most emotional causing the relationship to become unfixable.
Egg Smasher: I found another egg last week she's coming close to cracking.
Verb. The moment you realize you are be beyond tired and gassed. Also can be used to foreshadow a very tiring or difficult experience ahead.
I am sucking eggs after milking those male cows all day long in 105 degree weather.
when 10 guys each put their nutsacks in one man's butthole and ejaculate at the same time
hesus: dammn those turtle eggs last night are what keep me from committing suicide.
To masturbate with a hand warmer before you enter her vagina and when she cums her egg is scrambled from the warm dick.
Scrambling Eggs- "Shit, Kyle really went to town scrambling eggs last night!"
When you queef so hard you spontaneously ovulate.
God damn, her stand up routine gave me a queefster egg. Next time we go, I’m gonna have to wear a tampon.
I queefster egged my pants when I realized Joanna & Chip were beards.
A Lesbian couple made up of a 6 foot tall girl, and a 5 foot tall girl. Very complicated.
I wonder how those lesbians scissor, considering they are an Egg-Eash
Oh for heavens sake Jeremy, you've left some Jazz Eggs on the Chesterfield again