Pimp Stand

Nickname for P-stan, a really cool person, derived from Lemonade Stand, and used without his knowledge.

"yo, pimp stand's got some fireworks, let's steal 'em!"

pimp of the day

Pimp of the day;a poor man.

That pimp of the day sure looks nervous.

Pimp Mustard

A ignorant person that resembles a shrew who has an unhealthy obsession with Easy Mac. Furthermore, they stalk lonely accountants in their vast amount of spare time.

Geez that Julia Hume... her adorable nose reminds me of some slutty pimp mustard i saw on the weekend.

slut easy mac accountant ryan bruce

pimp son

pimp son , the average uncle of a black family ,wears stud earrings doesnt really call they mom and flips cookout food on the grill with they fingers

“hey grandma did you speak to uncle elroy ?”
Grandma: “no you know that boy dont call anyones hes a
pimp son”

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.

Pimp Sticker

1. Tattoo. Located on the lowest portion of the back on a man.

2. Masculine version of a "tramp stamp"

Q: "Is that a tramp stamp?"
A: "No, it's a pimp sticker."

Pimp Sniper

“When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”

-Andy Noel-

“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor “PimpaSniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.” That’s A Pimp Sniper