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Vicarious Pimp Agent

Someone who prostitutes friends and/or relatives in order to leach joy from their impending success in a given "field".

You need to go practice your throwing today Mr. All-Star quarterback. College offers don't come easy

Son: Dad, stop being a vicarious pimp agent. Let me do it on my own.

by Its Gotten Old October 7, 2012


Former 7-11 pimp

The combination of a woke pussy and a white privileged asshole

Who's that? Motherfucker that's THE Former 7-11 pimp.

by Rubber padded cell June 30, 2022


to pimp

(verb- to pimp someone): to live off someone's salary like a parasite.

Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, I just got crucified, since my company is moving overseas. I think we will have to move into the basement of your dad's country place, we can't afford the rent here in the city.

Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.

Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.

Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.

Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.

by Sexydimma February 22, 2012


to pimp

a ) (verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite

b) to hire out

boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?

boy b) let's open a business, and i don't know, maybe, to pimp rather, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they can't get a legal job anyways, since they don't have the required papers.

boy a): you are a genius!

by Sexydimma November 12, 2012


to pimp

(to be used in a non-sexual context only)

a ) (verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite

b) to hire out

boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?

boy b) let's open a business, maybe, to pimp to my father's company, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they don't have the required papers. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but we take the money from the immigrants instead?

boy a): you are a genius!

by Sexydimma December 29, 2012


to pimp

(verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite

boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?

boy b) let's open a business, and exploit, I was going to suggest to pimp rather, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they can't get a legal job anyways, since they don't have the required papers.

boy a): you are a genius! great idea.

by Sexydimma May 2, 2012


to pimp the S-1070

To hire someone ( non sexual work) and live off of their labor like a parasite, regardless of whether or not you are gainfully employed yourself.

Boy one: let's make more money. But how?

Boy two: let's try to pimp the S-1070 and get some illegal immigrants to work for us.

Boy one: you're a genius

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021