Rule 34 of Music

There is a techno remix of it. No exceptions. To see in effect, search for "_____ techno remix" in youtube.

What has Rule 34 of Music produced?

Oompa Loompa song? Yup.
Bill Nye theme? Yup.
Vuvuzelas? Yup.
Celine Dion? Yup.

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19 minute rule

A commonly held practice amongst urban males, by which at least one (though more commonly multiple) sexually active partners reside within a 19 minute commute of the male's place of residence, so as to allow sexual activity that takes advantage of early morning erections (that statistically last approximately an average of 20 minutes without stimulation)

Person A: "Not to be too much of a triflin' hoe, but does your girl meet the 19 minute rule?"

Person B: "Why yes, I am always inclined to follow such practical, time-tested, and, if I may be so bold, satisfying rules-of-thumb."

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Ten-Fold Rule

The inherent birthright of every human to seek vengeance at a rate of ten times the original, unprovoked offense upon the original offender(s).

If, for no good reason, a “friend” were to punch you unexpectedly in the stomach, you then would refer to the “Ten-Fold Rule” and be allowed ten free stomach punches upon said “friend.”

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AIG Golden Rule

Do unto others before they start looking for you.

The rewrite of the Golden Rule into what is now the AIG Golden Rule, has ruined business dealings for everyone, and bankrupt the country.

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balling up rules

in Toronto, they literally have balling up rules.

In Toronto we literally have balling up rules. If the spliff is ita, don't even pass it to me. If we link to ball up and you don't even have your own, like I – I'm not passing my ting to you, styll. Please, if you put a filter on your splizzy or your blizzy, no don't even pass that shit to me. And everyone knows like, if you don't really like the person you better have your own fully splizzy, you know, because we're not sharing. If your grabba smells funny, and we all know that one person who swears they have the best grabba and then it smells like crazy bad, like you know it's not hot, I'm not smoking it. Leave in the comments what other rules about balling up y'all have.

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Roblox Rule 34

Roblox Rule 34 is rule 34 fucking idiot, it's Roblox porn.

Lena: Hey Charlie, what are you doing right now?
Charlie: I am looked at Roblox Rule 34.
Lena: Isn't that Roblox porn?
Charlie: Yes...
Lena: Pervert.

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rule 35536

the hub of all math

person 1: hey man whats the answer to number 3
person 2: rule 35536 man

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