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The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver that is the combination of the Dutch Oven and Tossing ones Salad. Specifically it is when one eats out another's ass, then has a blanket pulled over them to trap them in the act, then gets farted on.
Oh man, I totally gave her a Dutch Salad and she loved it!
Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.
M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"
A side dish that consists of every kind of cookie known to mankind mixed with marshmallow whip.
Sister in law: "I brought a cookie salad!" Me: " That's not a salad, that's diabetes".
When people of the same sex eat skittles out of their asses
Hey, what are you doing later, want to eat a rainbow salad?
Rolling up some fire ass weed.
Yeah bro I got some ceaser salad rolled up.
a salad consisting of 5 ingredients, i cup marshmallows, i cup shredded coconut, i cup drained mandarin oranges, i cup drained pineapple chunks, and last but not least i cup sour cream.
im not sure when or where it was invented and the person who told me about this salad (my mom) doesn't really know either
person1: okay i know putting sour cream in the 5 cups salad may seem discussing but it actualy goes quite well with the flavor of the salad and is barley noticeable unless you focus really hard and besides when i made it i didnt realize there was sour cream in it even though i made it
person2: you put sour cream WHERE ??????
Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.
Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!