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The shock you feel when you mistakenly turn the shower temperature down, causing you to immediately whip the handle too far in the opposite direction, thus freezing you to a popsicle and then boiling you alive in the matter of a split second.
That shower whiplash had me streaking through the house... Now I have to explain things to my mother.
Smearing shit all over the walls of the shower.
Dude had a tankless toilet so instead of an upper decker, I resorted to mudding the shower.
The hose located on the backside of your camper.
Y’all’s gross go wash off in the Patton Shower!
A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.
Make sure to book a room at a hotel with a real shower, not one of those suicide showers.
When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.
"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.
A skunk. When you get too close to that kitty, you’ll have to take a shower.
I was up all night bathing the dogs last night- they found another shower kitty
the name dale arbus from horrible bosses wanted to use
me: we’re not calling it shower daddy because why you wanna shower with your dad