Yo why the fuck my peepee hard

Used to question why you get aroused to some sick fucking shit. A question to be asked when your homie is going through puberty a bit late.

A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard?
B: Nigga your body is changing
or
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard after seeing these banging anime tiddies?

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Mom why is my pp hard?

Little kid: mom why is my pp hard.
Mom: you are getting hard because of me you shut.
Little kid: makes sense you are a mother ducking smokeshow.m

Mom why is my pp hard?

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this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read

this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read is an AD and yet we made it famous. as soon as you say it or it comes up on youtube. everyone will say it

John: this sentence is grammatically correct

Random dude: but it's wordy and hard to read

"this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read"

everyone in class: this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read

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Die Hard Losers Official Groupie

A female who worships the band DHL and wears the official shirt at every show they go to.

Emmalene Pruden is the original official groupie

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Johnny Depp Someone So Hard

When you accuse an innocent party, such as when Amber Hear accused Johnny Depp in an effort to cancel them, when in fact they are (just like Johnny) the innocent party. This can be used to scapegoat someone, shift blame, or just cause chaos. This is referred to as to “Johnny Depp” someone. As an extra form of gaslighting, you can pretend this means the opposite, hire a PR company to help portray the opposite, and remove or hide items off of the internet.

Question: “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”

Answer: “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”

Or

“I did not punch you, I was hitting you”, as you watch the innocent party then escape to bathroom, pursue, and smash a door in their face.

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I'm up against a hard break

When your wife, kids, or boss are arguing with you and you want to end it. Signaling the conversation is DEFINITELY OVER.
Used frequently by news anchors.

Wife: Baby, you know that trip I was talking about and the car I wanted, and the dinner party you said you would go to?

Husband: Sorry hon, I'm up against a hard break.

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Oh hard damn, this is my jam

expression used to laugh off a shitty situation. like' oh what the the hell, its okay' or 'screw it, it's not important'

person a: SHIT I DIDNT SAVE THE FILE
person b: oh hard damn, this is my jam
person a: yeah screw it, who gives a shit

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