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When you fuck your women on her period and got period blood on your dick hole and go to pull out and blow a load on her or her face with a blood and cum mixture.
Man last night I did a cherry ice cream job on heather's
The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.
Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”
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It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)
Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two
See, whatever humps your camel
P1: i like fat chicks
P2: woahh, whatever creams your soda
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Man Juice; jizz cum The shit that comes out of you dick dude.
"Have you given your chick the daily alloted amount of Cream of Mushroom Soup Yet"
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It comes from the song "Ice Cream Paint Job" by D O double R.
He is talking about his car.. but what people fail to realize is that he is really talking about his girl's vagina.. vajayjay.. girl's private part.. yes..
"Dang, bro, my girls vagina.. It's cream on the inside clean on the outside!"
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A female version of Arabian Goggles where the girl drops a breast on the unsuspecting guys face.
John passed out and got a Sumatran Ice Cream Cone from Suzie.
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