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WHEN A GUY PULLS HIS DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND THEN RUBS IT ON YOUR LIPS SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE ON CHULA LIPSTICK.
I was just getting ready to cum so I pulled it out of her ass and as I was aiming for her face she grabbed my dick and gave herself some Mexican Lipstick.
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mexican asking white chick for sex
Que chicka boneita muy calienta chooka chooka chooka. Sandy said " what did you say " <--(dumb westwood girl). Mucho chi chi's yo chooka chooka chooka por favor? U know mexican chooka? I show you!
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A traditional bukkake, with the main difference being the replacing of ejaculating cocks with Mexicans' assholes taking shits.
Origins: A hybrid of spanish group loving making and German skat fetishism brought over by alleged Nazi's war criminals hiding in South America to avoid prosecution at Nuremburg.
I caught myself jerking off to Mexican Bukkake last night online. The movie was called: "Shit on Me: Doin it Home Depot Style." What is it about poop and screaming Spanish women that makes me randy?
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Thick Chocolate milk that is hard to wash out of clothing.
"Aw darn, I spilled mexican diarrhea all over myself! I'll never get this off!"
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When a guys has smeared hot sauce all ove hands and rubs a girls breast. This normally will burn the breast and cause pain to them just like they would if it were in your mouth.
Tony gave me the WORST mexican mammogram, my boobs felt like they were going to catch a flame!
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A brown penis that will get you sick upon digestion. Although it has similar symptoms to Montezuma's Revenge, this is different because it can cause AIDS and take your job.
I was working at the corner until that guy with Mexican Sausage stole my hoes.
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A depraved scatalogical act for three people. After eating several bowls of chilli and drinking tequilla the protagonist stands naked on a chair and deficates into the mouth of the first partner who is kneeling beneath the chair. This person allows the faeces to overflow and fall down into the mouth of the second partner who is lying on their back on the floor.
"How was your recent trip to Mexico?"
"It was great, I met these two dudes and gave them a Mexican Waterfall!"
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