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An alternative to “eat my ass” an the like.
Person 1: “Hey, did not love that “Star Is Born” movie with Gaga?”
Me: Yeah, you and that movie can snack my crack.
The female equivalent of "busting your balls"
I told my mom I was busting her balls and she said she didn't have any balls. I therefore deduced I was cracking her cunt as I lightly joked around with her.
Jill: Hurry up and get ready Tina, all the makeup this side of China ain't gonna make you look good.
Tina: O quit cracking my cunt Jill, not all of us can be gold digging whores with natural good looks.
When your dog wakes you up at 5:00 AM with his butt in your face.
I'm exhausted still after having woken up at the ass crack of dog... At least I had plenty of time to shower.
Someone who wears tight or revealing clothing that exposes their butt crack to the world. Sometimes, they do it intentionally and other times it's by accident. butt, ass, butt crack, ass crack, booty, heavy duty booty
The lady was wearing low hanging pants and a g-string, trying to be sexy. She committed the sin of releasing a butt crack attack.
Vegan or comedian alternative for "Whats cracking on the skillet ?" (first spotted in 1 of Alisa Amerigo standup specials).
Hey, whats cracking on the blender ! Pls. dont answer ! Im just telling you "hi, wassup".
Making a a singular or series of funny gags to impress your mates which fully exceeds their expectations as you’re normally a boring southern twat.
“Ah that was a classic cracked black pepper from Pete, normally I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than listen to him rabble on about Minecraft”
1. To eat some vigania.
2. To eat some butt.
3. To go R. Kelly in that ass.
4. Butt cheeks to ears
Jeremy: What you doing this weekend?
Patrick: I am gonna try to "crack some crab".
(Motions taking a butt and spreading it while licking it)
Jeremy: Are they in season?
Patrick: You can crack crab year round.
Jeremy: Lol.