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verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"
When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.
Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
Verb: pushing a turd in and out of your börthole, for sexual gratification. The unholy perversion of "turtling"
Don't make eye contact with Bella. She's been dirty turtling in the corner for the better part of an hour
A penis that shrivels up so much that it looks like a turtle hiding in its shell.
It was so cold out that my dick became a flesh turtle.
Someone that takes a long time to get an erection
"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."
Special gang made by aly n loz
Can I please join the turtle gang
the best gang in the roblox metaverse
"turtle gang" is very cool