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the golden turtles are a group of boy scouts in ks
the leader of the golden turtles holds the turtle statue of our lord and savior
When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up
ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled
Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.
Chey: Is that Jon's sister?
Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.
To be wearing underwear that are very disgusting, often having a horrific odor and be very hard like a turtle's shell.
Adrian - Dude, Bonnaroo was really fun, but sleeping in your car wasn't. I'm wearing turtle underwear.
when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.
David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.
Noun. Staring at the ground knowing nothing is moving too fast if at all. - EC
You over there turtle dogging?
Wearing socks with thong slippers a.k.a. "flip-flops"
I was ninja turtling the fuck out of my boyfriends locals when I went to da stow earlier .