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When you've been holing a shit in for too long and it starts to poke out.
I really need to find a lavatory, I'm turtle-necking.
Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell
I was turtle necking the mess out of James after he lost the game for us
When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.
Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.
The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.
“My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”
When on the beach and needing to purge from too much alcohol, crawl away from your friends, faceplant into the sand, and vomit. Then cover your mess with sand, crawl over it, and repeat as necessary. Actions mimic those of a swimming sea turtle.
Did you drink too much? You look a little green.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.
Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.
The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them
That guy is such a turtle bender!!
a very not good ran tan moneky chan
u know see turtle
yeah?
hes a very not good ran tan moneky chan