drop the turtle

its like saying drop the tutorial but some dumbass said turtle

you told us to kill our selves drop the turtle

Turtle Fresh

Turtle fresh is when a man keeps his uncircumcised penis clean.

Girl 1: Isn't it gross to be with a guy who isn’t circumcised?
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!

turtle bird

A male with a uncut penis

“ get your turtle bird out of my face”

“ he's a turtle bird”

A turtle

Basically a lesbian but a reptile

I sexually identify as a turtle.

Mud Turtle

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.

I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.

OG Turtle With God Ki

Beerus is fodder

OG Turtle With God Ki is fodder.

putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell