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A uncircumcised penis with a large bush.
I hooked up with this guy who totally had a hairy turtle.
verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"
When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.
Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
When you fuck you girl to the point of being limp. When you pull out your cock looks like a sticky turtle.
Me and ol lady had a wild night. I ended up with a sticky turtle
A popular term for inserting a man's penis into an anal cavity. Most likely this is done in the doggy style position however can be done in many other preferred intercourse techniques.
"After the I left the bar last night, I went Turtle-stabbin with Stacy. Got into a bit of a sticky situation."
Eric Straka invented the hand movement for awkward turtle. Twiddle your thumbs with your palms face up
Look, it’s an awkward turtle *hand movement*
1.Hand sign for a turtle/a tortoise but with a thumb rotation in circle used in any "awkward" feeling.
2.Reddit's powermod Karen woman.
3.A micropenis exposed out of male's pants/underwear/shorts.
Awkward Turtle is so power hungry on Reddit, but she's lifeless in reality.