Signs Water

Water that has been left sitting around the house in a glass for an extended period of time (hours, days, weeks) in the same manner that the girl in Shyamalans movie "Signs" did. This also renders the water questionable as a source of hydration but makes it the perfect weapon against hydrophobic extraterrestrials.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without a drink but I refuse to drink the Signs Water on the windowsill from yesterday.

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Fancy Water

any type of beer

"would you pour me a mug of that fancy water?"

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Water Socking

When a homosexual fills a sock full of water balloon's and shoves it up his anal cavity as his partner rides his erection.

Hey Rick i heard you and Mike went water socking last night.

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Water eater

Someone who likes to drink, especially to excess.

1: Did you see that guy, he did 10 shots in a row?!
2: Yeah, he's water eater.
1: water eater?
2: alcohol don’t even taste like alcohol to him anymore.

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water chestnut

Slang term for a white person, a cracker, honkey, a yankee.

"Yo dawg stop trippin, he's just a water chestnut anyway!"

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Butt Water

Butt Water is when you have really bad diarrhea...
That when you go to the bathroom and pull your pants down you instantly start pissing out shiting profusely Intel your done

Dude last night after eating taco bell i got instant butt water

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wood water

A foul tasting liquid that leaves a nasty after taste and has a hint of oak and dirt.

Yo, this wine tastes like wood water. I can’t believe someone would drink that.

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