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Someone who owns eight or more guns (seventeen on average) and is also a member of the three percent of Americans who own over fifty percent of all guns in the US.
Man, did you hear about Randy? He really went off the reservation. I heard he moved to Texas and became a gun super owner.
A super fly god aka Buffalo kid
Did you hear West side guns new song ?
When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.
“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”
Having Sex with partner and when you are about to cum the male says: permission to fire? She says: do not fire until fire up on.
Last night i pulled the top gun. I was about to cum in her. I told her i was about to cum and she said i couldnt fire until fire up on
And stop bringing up Top Gun. Top gun sucks. The sequel sucks. Plane movies are bad.
Hym “Plane movies suck. All of them. Top gun. Top gun 2. They just aren’t any good. You probably watch MASH... Fucking idiot.”
Everytown for Gun Safety feels you don't have Gun rights.
Shotgunning a can of Spaghettios as you would a can of beer
Derrick is bulking this week so he’s Tommy Gunning 3 cans a day. That’s like 1200 calories!