apple and meet

Stiking yo meet in an apple and putting it up his/her ass and the apple fall off in the ass

We should apple and meet

Jamaican apple-pie

Jamaican apple-pie is an apple-pie made using oranges instead of apples. There is no actual connection to Jamaica and many people perceive the dessert as a myth.

Many chefs love it, many chefs hate it.

There is some Jamaican apple-pie in the fridge.

cored like an apple

when you raid someone so hard in rust you core em like an apple

clan 1: did clan 3 get raided?
clan 2: yeah they got cored like an apple

apple uglies

another name for “apple fritters”

Damn, Ric took all the apple uglies from the canteen!

apple popping

the act of hitting apples with golf clubs (with apple exploding)

#1 hey what are you doing??
#2 what does it look like im doin?
#1 hitting apples with ur pitching wedge
#2 ya im apple popping

Shin’s Adam’s Apple

The medial malleolus of your feet, reminds of an Adam’s Apple.

*Canned food hits the medial malleolus*

Me: “Argh! I hit my, ughh, what’s it called....?”
“My Shin’s Adam’s Apple!!”
Friend: “.....yo, what did you just called it? :v”

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

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