banana nut muffin

A muffin that loves bananas and nuts!

JEFF: Sarah, I'm gonna stuff your banana nut muffin!

SARAH: Yes!!!

20👍 11👎

Frozen Chocolate Banana

To shit into a condom, insert a stick, freeze it, peel off the condom and penetrate your partner then eating the remaining thawed out feces with your partner.

Miranda: Hey man what do you wanna do?

Tay: I dont know. Do you want a Frozen Chocolate Banana?

Miranda: Sure

( 30 mins later )

Miranda: Wow! and theres enough for dessert!

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banana fish cakes

a banana fish cake is a trains that farted on a banana after being eaten alive by cho mama and is extremely hot sexy and spicy is used to attract dolphins into mating with a train causing them to have a little trolphin. Trolphins are often mistaken as trollphins which is a dolphin that is also a troll. (Yes I have issues)

I like banana fish cakes

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Banana Blow Job

The Act of peeling the sides of the skin off someone's dick and then giving them a blowjob

Kindergartner: Mom Miss Petrova gave me a "Banana Blow Job" when i was on the potty at school today

Mom: That's Nice Dear.

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bites the hairy banana

To suck

Yeah, great idea...ought to improve morale tenfold...it bites the hairy banana.

15👍 8👎

i love bananas

used to fill the silence of a conversation

person1: um yea.............................................
person2:.....
person3:.....
person4: i love bananas

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electrical banana

A poor attempt at making a piece of food glow, as can be successfully done by sticking two forks that have 120 VAC across them into a dill pickle.

"Let's make an electrical banana."
"No dumbhead, that won't work. Let's make an electrical pickle instead."

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