air humping

the action of trying to impregnate the air
(50% success chance)
(50% death chance)

"THAT NIGGA IS AIR HUMPING!!!, HE'S TRYING TO IMPREGNATE THE AIR!!!"

air plans

Plans that you have that are in the air or not set in stone. The plans are still up for change.

"We have air plans to go to Florida for spring break"
"I think I'm gonna go see Jamie on Friday, but that's just an air plan right now"

Air bevvy

A art form of imitating you are holding and drinking an actual form of alcoholic beverage. But instead is merely replaced with just thin air or empty space. As to form the art of the illusion to others that you are actually drinking whatever you say choose. As long as it is categorised as alcoholic. If performed correctly you must imitate how you would normally drink said chosen drink if it were actually there. Usually used by people not wanting to drink but still wanting to feel socially accepted in society, as to not feel left out.

Hey what you drinking there mate?

Oh just my air bevvy of wine, trying to quit drinking at the moment actually but got to feel included right?

Yeah sure I barely noticed, for a second I actually thought you had a drink.

Thanks mate! (Imitates *clinking of wine glass Then politely sips his white wine with acceptance and social stamina)

sir air Mancus

Mancus butt sir air sir

Marcus: o r u
Mancus: im a sir air Mancus

jam-packed with air.

A phrase meaning empty, created by a remote with limbs.

Aw man, this package is jam-packed with air.

Vagina Air Blow

A similar sound to the Queff.

When her vagina air blowed it sounded like a jack hammer, and that's how Jack hammered her.

Air Dicking

The subconscious act of sucking imaginary dicks while arguing a point

Did you see Trumps latest speech? He was totally air dicking the whole time!