Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect

I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner

Boner Burger

The act of putting your penis inside of a McDonalds cheeseburger in place of the meat patty.

Customer: Id like one cheeseburger boner burger style.

Drive Thru Attendant: Sure one boner burger meal coming right up.

Boner dance

When a guy gets a boner and tries to casually adjust it without catching anyone's attention.

Mike and I were cuddling and he totally did the boner dance.

Guitar boner

To see or hear a guitar and get a boner (if the guitarist is male it is not gay)

Shit man I get a huge guitar boner every time I hear that song

lady boner

schwing

"petes new blond hair gives me such a lady boner (schwing)"

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Pull a Boner

To commit suicide. Inspired by Andrew Koenig (Boner of Growing Pains)

Please Sean, step off the ledge. We don't want you to 'Pull a Boner'.

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Ass Boner

When you get fucked so hard in the ass you pop a boner.

Dude:i got ass boner so hard, it went to far in now i got a boner!!

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