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A thing "Donut Operator" think should be on here.
Donut Operator quotation, Peanut butter spoon: I dont know if it's a real thing, but it sounds like it should be.
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A young light skin/dark skin male with the body of a god. He works for Pizza Hut and your mother loves it.
Scenario: I knock on your door cuz I'm the pizza man. Your a mildly racist mom, sees a big black guy thru the peep hole. She sees the Peanut Butter Complexion so everything gon be alright. She opens the door, I'm in orange Under Armor. She sees the abs chiseling thru it. She sees the BBC perfectly protruded to the left. She pulls into the house and throws me on your couch. She pulls down the pants and sees the BBC. She starts givin me the double hander mister twitster 3000. All while your lonely ass has sit into the corner and watch as you witness your mother's back get absolutely obliterated by a big black guy with the Peanut Butter Complexion.
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When your phone is impossible to hold, as if it is greased up with butter
Guy: Dangit! I dropped my phone again.
Girl: You've got a bad case of butter phone
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The process of churning piss with your dick, in the ass of Amish-folk.
**Courtesy of GOONS**
Jebediah gave Mary Beth the ol' Amish Moon Butter after last night's sermon.
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you butter the turd cutter before you hit her in the shitter or pump her in the dumper or mow her turd blower
That slut tells me I can do whatever I wanted so I'm gonna butter the turd cutter then meat her bean steamer.
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After you cum on a girls tits, face or body and use your cock to spread the cum like butter on bread.
Butter your nut all over my huge tits baby
The knife you used to make a peanut butter sandwhich that you set near the sink, because you’re not sure if you’re done using it. Can be used metaphorically to refer to something else.
•“Hey don’t do dishes, my peanut butter knife is by the sink. I might be hungry later.”
•“If you don’t want to be friends with her again why don’t you just deny her friend request?”
“Well, I might want to sleep with her again at some point sooo, lol. *shrug* She’s my peanut butter knife.”
“I made sure to leave on good terms with my old job in case I need them to be my peanut butter knife next summer.”