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Proposed National Rifle Association slogan.
Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."
Stone Cold Crazy is a muscular humanoid Stand with the ability to manipulate the space in any object and living thing it touches with its hands, feet and the blades on its arms and legs and transform them into everything the user wants by changing the atoms and molecules.
Stone Cold Crazy is a not canon fanmade Stand from the manga „Jojo‘s Bizarre Adventure“.
When you drug and date rape someone with a frozen Jell-O pudding pop.
“I think I got cold Cosby’d last night…I woke up sticky with a popsicle stick in my ass.”
Walking up to random girl at the bar and Chettying her up
Yooo are we ripping Cold Approaches tonight?!?!
Obviously
when someone says your opinion is not true or they diss it
why would you cold blow my paper like that
When a human male gets a common cold and fever strikes.
Common has nothing to do with it.
Death is there, you know it, death knows it.
Unaware of the danger is your wife/ girlfriend and possibly the doctor who refuses to treat you - every single time.
The survival rate of hiv cold is next to nothing. Possibly the single greatest threat to mankind.
A party in which a predetermined lady with an absurdly low body temperature needs to be warmed. It is the goal, and obligation, of each and every party member to warm said lady in any way possible (i.e flame torch, boiler, or snuggie). Those who warm the lady most effectively as determined by said lady win a prize determined by the party host.
"Dude that cold-lady party was effin awesome."
"I know! Chad warmed her up in, like, 3.5 minutes!"