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Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home
My drunk gauge worked.
A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.
Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...
A state of intense inebriation that will almost certainly end in a visit to the courthouse.
Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"
Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."
Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"
That moment after you drink where you act stupider and say stupider things, and although you consciously know you're doing it because you're drunk, you do it anyways.
"Why'd he say that? He only had 2 drinks."
"Because he was in a stage of drunk ambiguity."
June 16th of every year is national get drunk day.
you better be drunk tonight it’s national get drunk day.
When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.
I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.
When are from Ohio or in having sex and you want to drink. You put the bottle in the asshole and you drink from the other end.
Hey Lula do you want to do the Ohio fast and the drunk sex move and drink.