BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of cleaning it up and seeming like the hero.
Joe: How did you guys meet?
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
Used most generally referencing using a lot of cocaine. As in dumping out the entire bag the drug comes in onto a table to divvy into lines
They party pretty hard, everyone dumps bag by the end of the night
When you have to go number two but don't have a facility so you have to hold it.
"I hate it when my old lady gets in the can before me, sits in there for hours while I dump wait."
When you take a Massive greasy dump on the top of someone's head after eating fried chicken
Girl: Do you want to give me the Crown Fried Dump later?
Guy: Yeah i'll go get some fried chicken first
The man/women/demon that always manages to obliterate all porcelain devices he/she/they lay eyes on.
Bruh, the dump lords at it again. This is just depressing
While a pull up is being performed naked, he or she will then take a shit at the same time.
The gym coach performed a pull dump to show off his phyisque.
Going somewhere else to poop to save money on toilet paper, water bill, etc.
Why isn’t Ron home?
Well, he went to McDonald’s down the street to take an economy dump. Man is on a budget.