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Five Man Failure:Small business with less than 10 people. The business is usually dysfunctional. The CEO of the company has 'observation blindness' and coddles bad employees. In a large company issue employees would have been sacked for more dynamic candidates.
That tube store employee is passive aggressive and never emailed me to tell me that my special order was cancelled two months ago. They're running a "Five Man Failure".
When two older women touch their vaginas together.
Hell yeah girlfriend let's do a cougar high five!
The moment when a cougar and another cougar touch the vaginas.
Hey girl I think the way you think let's do a cougar high five.
Flash five is an elite group of weirdos who skype and are always swag. They are so cool and awesome
Dude 1: did you hear about flash five?
Dude 2: yeah they're so cool!!!
A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".
In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.
Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?
Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
Similar to a High Five But when you cannot physically see the person but yet feel the need to high five them.
A virtual high five
Dudes on two sides of a room seperated by a wall.
Dude 1: (PHHHFFF) Dude, I just Cropdusted my side of the room
Dude 2: Nice, Sci-Five!
The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.
I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.