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A very dangerous place, watch your footing, you can die very easy due to PMSED (Premenstrual Syndrome Emotional Disorder)
No one has ever seen her mind and lived to tell the tale
giving a consenting woman a ginormous penis that you worked hard for
shut the fuck up n go give her that work, irving
When a man Penetrates a woman vaginally or anally , usually in missionary but some times in flat position rear entry, where a man to intensify the woman's pleasure add a hip grind/wind to his pelvic thrusts particularly thrusting deeply on the upward grinds intentionally taking care to aim for that individual woman's most sensitive walls as he has discerned from earlier thrusts. When the man does this while the woman's orifice is very moistened , the rubbing sound it produces sounds reminiscent of the sound when one stirs cheese sauce into softened boiled macaroni - hence the sex term "stir my macaroni " , but it is ultimately borrowed from a famous Bernie Mac comedy sketch where the punchline involved sex advice where he referred to this same grinding pelvic thrust instructionally saying "stir it like mother fucking coffee"
I stuck my dick in her and started stirring in her guts like coffee!
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I gave her the click clack whip whack
What?
Yknow, gotta give her the keyboard
Ohh
When one of the lads has the car ready for the Donegal Rally.
Used by many irish car enthusiasts as the donegal rally comes up around june.
Ben: Just got the coilovers and new shoes for the car 😎
John: Point her for the hills boy 👌🏻👌🏻
Oh yeah ethan is kaylenes love of her life
When you fuck bae like you're piloting a Proton-K rocket.
Bob: Why are you going to have sex for 5 hours?
Maximiliano: I'm gonna engineer her like when you piloted that helicopter that one time.