January 30th

Let your girlfriend tease you and edge you until she's willing to let you finish.

Oh it's JANUARY 30TH my girlfriends gonna be ruthless.

January 30th

January 30th: when the worst people are born. People who are born on this date are the scum of the earth, they are cheaters, druggies and just horrible people in general. They are toxic attention seekers with god complexes, if you meet someone born on this date stay away; they only bring misfortune.

My boyfriend is a piece of shit, he was born on January 30th, makes sense

January 2nd

The day of mass celebration

January 2nd is A social gathering of invited guests, typically involving eating, drinking, and entertainment

January 4

a day where chloe xie is born ! happy birthday to myself LOL

friend: omg is january 4 ! happy birthday chloe !!

January 4

It’s time you hold your bf/gf’s hands day!

boy: *holds hand*

girl: what are you doing?

boy: it’s january 4

girl: oh yeah *holds hand back*

January 4

This is the day when my ex bf was born. If you are reading this and you were born on the 4th January go and write to your ex to come back so to be a lovely couple a second time. (maybe my ex it's reading this) so go to tell this NOW thank you I love you<3

When were you born?
January 4
GO AND WRITE TO YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND NOW

January 4

The that that the best queen of the fucking word was born

Paula Gallo, the queen of Argentina, was born on the January 4th