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The best person you will ever meet, if you ever happen to meet one, immediately make them your boyfriend. If you happen to make one your boyfriend, they will be the sweetest and most devoted. They will send you the sweetest messages that make you blush and breath heavy every day. They will do everything they can to make sure that you get to call every single day. They are so fucking hot and will make you feel so fucking good every moment they can. You will fall so deeply in love with each other and will never leave. Each day you'll be reminded why you love him so fucking much.
Ramsey: I love Elijah Steinly-Marks so much. I'm happy I get to be his girlfriend.
Well known terrorist. Extremely scary to many individuals as well as others. Could pose the threat of a large scale bombings and murder. Avoid at all costs
Hey did you hear how Jerry died??
Yea apparently Mark Khorram killed him and his whole family.
Keeping someone/a relationship on hold until you're ready or decide what you want; saving place by putting in the smallest amount of effort
I don't have the time for a relationship now, but I have fun with Sally and don't want to end it. I'll just book mark her until I have time.
thottie bitch who tries to get at a girls man
Stacy: Erica is such a slut she tried hooking up with my nigga
Kim: She a mark ass hoodrat
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A former Navy seal but slowly looses his swag level due to eating boneless wings and having Brady Henderson a chickless dork who always gets swirlys from Josh Neely the school jock and super star.
Did you see Mark Henderson and Brady Henderson getting a double decker swirly from Josh Neely the other day?
This scary thing will find all the children under the age of 13 and ask if it can fuck them. To summon the creature, all you have to do is the Bloody Mary summoning, but all you've gotta say is "i'm under 13" three times. The creature will come out and try to rape the shit out of you. There's no way of running from it.
eh, you try summoning Mark from SDV yet?
hell nah, that's some scary shit
The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.